One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
Makes it even better that Rashida rode the same school bus as the Kardashian sisters
when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like
Week 2, day 2
I’ve done so good today, for the most part! I ate a good lunch. I had a shit ton of protein, some veggies, and some rice (shouldn’t...
Anonymous said:Chubby, bearded tall tan and tasty Mexican with stretched ear lobes and tattoos :) I enjoy watching the sun come up out of the ocean while standing on the peer at tybee. And find you stunning
tasty mexican…like you taste like chipotle burritos?
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we...
Ahh! Me and Khris are going running tomorrow morning at 5AM around my schools campus! BRING IT ON :D
“puella magi madoka magica is a very heterosexual show”
— said nobody ever